Archive for January, 2006

A New Year in Oklahoma: Bottoms Up!

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006

The new year has already set in.  January is amost over and the dreaded Valentine’s Day is about to sweep the country. 

But whether you’ll be spending Valentine’s Day in the loving arms of your sweetie or pathetically sobbing yourself to sleep while shoving candy hearts down your throat secretly hoping you’ll accidently choke to death on your own miserable loneliness, you’ll probably include an alcoholic beverage or two, or fifteen into your V-Day activities.

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Let’s All Move, Right Now!

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

Are you getting fed up with walking out of your trailor house every morning on your way to your job as a wage slave at the burger place and getting a mouth full of red dirt?

I know I am!

Are you getting sick and tired of all those fancy city slickers on the coasts referring to our mediocre utopia as a “fly-over state”?

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