Archive for February, 2006

Disappointment At Every Turn

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

As I’m sure my readers have found out, due to my lack of updates, that I am a great disappointment…I just never really believed my mother’s words until now.

Speaking of which I think this is the perfect time to discuss my all time Top 5 Most Disappointing Games Ever Created. Time is of no issue here. A game I spent good money on 7 years ago that turned out to suck is still not free from my wrath. This list will be revealed in the coming week.

Better yet, I would like to hear from all of you on what is the most disappointing PC game you’ve ever played. So to all of my loyal readers, if you haven’t killed yourself over my lack of updates yet…then good for you. So comment here with some feedback on the “biggest waste of money” games you’ve ever played.

Oh and I’d like to apologize for the lack of updates…I had more important things going on. I wrecked my car for hundreds of dollars of damage.

What’s that you say? This guy had more important things to do?? Well I sure did. I’m not such a complete hermit that my entire existence revolves around games. I have other more important things to do…like getting the mail…and wrecking my car for hundreds of dollars of damage!!! You realize how many games I could have bought with that money? HA! Peace to all (and drive sober)

Anticipating the Best Games of 2006 Really Hurts

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006

My sides are splitting in agony with the waiting involved in some can’t miss games to be released soon this year. Below are links to my most anticipated games of 2006. These babies will not disappoint fans of any kind of game. Listed in order are the top 10 games I want to play the most. When these gems hit the shelves, you’ll see my sorry ass first in line at Wal-Mart. This is just a list of the games but come Tuesday I will have the titles of the games linked to their own pages with in depth features and screenshots. Until then…you readers better take care.
10.) Paradise
9.) Prey
8.) Heroes of Might and Magic V
7.) Neverwinter Nights II
6.) Tomb Raider: Legend
5.) Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter
4.) The Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle Earth II
3.) Star Wars: Empire at War
2.) The Godfather
1.) The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion