Archive for September, 2006

Dont get a total ass tattoo for the sake of mankind!

Thursday, September 14th, 2006

maptattooass.jpgThis is just my opinion, but I think that there are rules within life.

Rule #1- dont get a map of the world tattooed on your ass. The world doesnt have a crack in the middle of it yet. Were all still waiting on that earthquake.

Rule #2- Don’t post photos of your ass on the internet anywhere. To the dismay of all you won’t get any tips. You aren’t wearing panties and your not in person.

Rule #3- Even if you loved your high school geography class, there are limits. If you have a fetish for the bigger picture……and your ass…….I guess a map tattoo is alright.

Finally I apologize for the unexpected ass on my Web site. I just wanted to illustrate how wrong a world ass tattoo really is. Ass photos kill……..slowly. Smoke a cigarette before doing a search for ass on google.com.
Its hard on the heart, but healthy for the eyes.

I am expressing my uniqueness.

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

chinese tigerchickTruth or crap? Can tattoos or piercings be sexy? Can they inhance the image, speak the unspeakable, or are they the last slap someone takes from the ugly stick?

Many people simply see these creations and they vocalize what they have been programmed to percieve these expressions to be. All of us need to begin to think about tattoos, piercings and such. For some they are a page in their storybook. For others they are cosmetic enhancments. Lets find out toghether what the many forms of tattoos say here at home and around the world.