Dont get a total ass tattoo for the sake of mankind!
Thursday, September 14th, 2006
This is just my opinion, but I think that there are rules within life.
Rule #1- dont get a map of the world tattooed on your ass. The world doesnt have a crack in the middle of it yet. Were all still waiting on that earthquake.
Rule #2- Don’t post photos of your ass on the internet anywhere. To the dismay of all you won’t get any tips. You aren’t wearing panties and your not in person.
Rule #3- Even if you loved your high school geography class, there are limits. If you have a fetish for the bigger picture……and your ass…….I guess a map tattoo is alright.
Finally I apologize for the unexpected ass on my Web site. I just wanted to illustrate how wrong a world ass tattoo really is. Ass photos kill……..slowly. Smoke a cigarette before doing a search for ass on google.com.
Its hard on the heart, but healthy for the eyes.
