Joke time!
Funny or not, here are some French Horn jokes.
These selections are excerpts from thefrenchhorn.net
How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section?
Have them miss every other note.
What do you get when you cross a Horn player and a goal post?
A goalpost that can’t march. I’m proud to say this is not true for the OSU Mellophones.
How many Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?
100, one to change it, and a 99 others to say how much better they could have done it.
Why is the French horn a divine instrument?
Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it.
How do horn players traditionally greet each other?
“Hi. I played that last year.”
“Hi. I did that piece in junior high.”
What is the difference between a squirrel and a French horn player in the back of a taxi?
The squirrel is probably going to a gig.
What’s the difference between a lawn mower and a French Horn?
You can tune a lawn mower.
What do you call it when you can toss a French Horn into a toilet bowl and not hit the rim?
Perfect pitch.
(The last two were mine.)