Holiday gift guide extravaganza!!

Buy your friends something they’ll actually like
Aww, got another Chia Pet last year? Or how about those comfy tube socks? This disease has preyed on millions of people every year. DON’T LET YOUR LOVED ONES BE ONE OF THEM! Take some advice from moi and buy this crap:
Nintendo Wii
Don’t waste your money on a self-indulgent, overpriced peice of crap (Yes, I’m talking about the PS3). Save your money and go with a Wii. Only $285 if you’re not ripped off on eBay.
OldBoy Three Disc Ultimate Collector’s Edition
One of the best Korean revenge films of all time, OldBoy returns in a new sexy box packed with hours of extras. Perfect for any foreign film lover.
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Bjork: Surrounded
Bjork’s entire solo catalog all in one little pink box and in high def. It’s almost too good to be true.
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Nintendo DS Lite
For those who still don’t have one, you should really think of picking one up. The new design is lighter, brighter and, yes, cuter.
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Elite Beat Agents
A fun, addicting rhythm game for the DS. Perfect for all ages.
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Okami
A stunning adventure title for PS2.
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Culture Warrior by Bill O’Reilly
Keep yourself warm this winter. Chuck this into a fire.
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