A Message From the Unabomber
“Hey yall!
What it do?
It is your old pal the Unabomber here with a couple of helpful hints for the school year.
Fall is in full steam and that means that tailgating season is here once again.
Here is a couple words of advice from the old U-man!
1. Don’t open your mail.
2. Don’t try to hang yourself with the elastic from your underwear.
3. Safe sex = boring sex!
Hasta la vista homeboys,
-The Unabomber