A Perfect World

Hey there to all the robots out there in the world of the internet.

Yes I know you are robots, I am sorry for ruining the surprise for everyone else.

It may alarm you to know that this world we live in is not perfect.

If it were a perfect world we would not have to clean up after our dogs, they would clean up after themselves.

For example:

GOOD DOGGY!

If there were more dogs like this I would not have killed mine.