Dear Corey Feldman,

I think you freaking rock. The Lost Boys is like my favorite movie and The Goonies is pretty awesome too.
I think that it would be pretty cool if you stopped doing your heroin and stuff and came to Stillwater to party with me.
You need to ditch Corey Haim, he has always tried to steal your thunder. He is probably my favorite Lost Boy. I think that if we got together we could seriously kill way more vampires.

Yours truly,
JW

P.S. I thought Stand By Me was pretty sweet too! Did you really have to burn your ear?