Dogs of the world
I don’t know about you guys… But I freaking love dogs.
NOT LIKE THAT!
It is my firm belief that all dogs go to heaven, and not only that that all dogs must wear costumes in heaven.
Let me explain:
Regardless of the fact that this dog is dressed up like the most evil half robot half man in the galaxy, I assure he is going to get into doggy heaven.
On the other hand, take for example this dog who did not wear a costume.
He refused to wear his costume and was thrown in jail.
Ask Yoda,
Sometimes if you do not wear a dog costume they cut off your doggy legs.
LOOK
So don’t be the only dog who doesn’t get into heaven, because doggy heaven is cool and there is free bacon.
BACON!
So if you are a dog out there on the internet.
And you think you want your legs or bacon.
then…
WEAR THE FREAKIN COSTUME!
-thx
JW