Mayor McCheese for President
Amidst this turmoil that we call the Presidential Election, we need to find a rightious leader.
Many have been nominated, but I think that few of them fit the bill of what we would call a great president.
That is why I think that former Mayor of McDonaldland, Mayor McCheese, should enter into next years presidential race.
I mean lets face it, who knows America more than a cheeseburger. That is why I think he should be the head cheese - burger.
I think that it is fair to say that he would lead America towards the “Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun” future that we have been striving for.
Who should be his vice?
Well it is obvious.
Grimace.
Not only is he a great running mate, but he is purple. And purple is one of my favorite colors. What is Grimace anyways, a grape?