Me and Eddie
Many people do not realize that me and Eddie Sutton are actually great friends. Heck, I would even go as far as to say that this old man was the man who taught me how to party.
I remember when he first started rushing me and trying to get me to attend OSU. Man we sure partied hard. Eddie would always get really drunk and then pee into his hamper. What a gas!
One time we went to Shortcakes for some late night breakfast and old Eddie ordered bacon and some shut the hell up to the waitress. Then he slapped her.
Unfortunately for me Eddie got a DUI. Now his dumb wife never lets him party anymore.
