My famous friends.

After I took the world by storm on my win on jeopardy, I became famous very quickly. People just wanted to hang out with me.

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My good friend Johnny Carson asked me if I would PLEASE be on his show.

I said alright.

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Needless to say the crowd was very pleased. Probably because I am so freaking cool. They decided that I was probably the best guest ever, after hearing this Bette Midler shot herself in the head.

(He had said the same thing to her a weak earlier.)