My famous friends.
After I took the world by storm on my win on jeopardy, I became famous very quickly. People just wanted to hang out with me.
My good friend Johnny Carson asked me if I would PLEASE be on his show.
I said alright.
Needless to say the crowd was very pleased. Probably because I am so freaking cool. They decided that I was probably the best guest ever, after hearing this Bette Midler shot herself in the head.
(He had said the same thing to her a weak earlier.)