My Life as a Storm Trooper

Being a cloned warrior is not easy.

Imagine going to the bathroom.

I guess, technically Jango Fett is my dad. But he was never around to explain to me how to make using the toilet easier in these suits.

Regardless of how hard it is to get by sometimes in these suits, we still know how to party hard.

Here is a picture from the anual Super Star Destroyer Halloween Ball. As you can see me and my friends are a barbershop quartet, and Darth was a priest.

The guy on the far right is just some deuche who kept trying to get in the picture.