SMOKEY D’s

We had a formal party at Smokey D’s before the start of spring semester ‘06. There was more alcohol there than I have ever seen in one place. For some reason some of the girls there (including my date), decided to go streaking (loudly) down the street. This is a suburban neighborhood by the way. The neighbors called the cops and said that it sounded like we were having some kind of fancy dress rape party. The cops just walk into the house and the bar with no warning. They rounded all of our underaged, drunk asses up (except for a few of my friends that were hiding behind a tree; that’s right, they found the guy hiding in the dryer, but not the jackasses nestled behind the tree no more than 30 feet from the “rape party” but whatever). About 11 of us got alcohol tickets, mine ended up costing me like 800 dollars, one girl got a DUI, and my date made out with one of my friends… all in all, the last like 2 hours of that night were like one extended kick in the nuts.